j.a. kazimer

NEWS:

Grab your tiaras and finest princely wares, and join j.a. kazimer for the CURSES! book launch on Feb 29th at the Mercury Cafe in Denver. The party starts at 7pm. Come down for live entertainment in conjunction with the RMFW Denver Incite Writers Contest Finals. Free food and swag as well as door prizes and giveaways!

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Booksigning with Cindi Myers & j.a. kazimer

March 3, 2012 - 3pm

Broadway Book Mall

200 S. Broadway

Denver 303-744-BOOK (2665)

Booksigning - MARCH 10, 2012

March 10 - 11AM

Barnes & Noble Bookstore

2915 Pearl St

Boulder, CO (303) 442-1665

Booksigning - MARCH 17, 2012

March 17 - 11AM

Barnes & Noble Bookstore

701 E. 120th Avenue
Thornton, CO 80233
720-872-2619

Booksigning - March 25, 2012

March 25 - 11AM

960 S Colorado Blvd
Glendale, CO 80246
303-691-2998

HOLY SOCKS & DIRTIER DEMONS releasing on April 2, 2012!

A thirtysomething ex-soldier and playboy, a narcissistic angel, a Zen-spouting Buddhist, and a demonic feminist search for a kidnapped Baby Jesus in New York City in an attempt to stop the coming revelation.

CURSES!

A F*ed-Up Fairy Tale**

Definitely not for baby’s bedtime reading, this hilarious and irreverent take on classic fairytales—think Shrek for grownups—combines humor, mystery, and characters only a fairy godmother could love…

When Cinderella is run over by a New Never City bus, her not-so-ugly stepsister, Asia,suspects murder. So she hires RJ, a private eye, to investigate. Little does she know RJ is actually a villain on mental health leave from the Villain’s Union. Cursed with an inability to say no to damsels in distress, RJ travels to the Kingdom of Maldetto, meets the rest of Cinderella’s family—including her fiancé, the flamboyant Prince Charming, Cinderella’s crazy stepmother, and a seriously twisted version of Hansel and Gretel—and dodges bullets, explosions, fires, and his own ex-wife to slip his own version of glass handcuffs on the wrists that fit. All while falling for Asia, who has a curse of her own to deal with…

Fabulous, frolicsome, and delightfully F***ed-Up, Kazimer's debut is a thoroughly fun read. - Nicole Peeler, author of the True Jane Series.

Forget everything you know about Cinderella and her sisters. J.A. Kazimer sets the record straight with wit, humor and a hell of an imagination! - Jeanne C. Stein, National Bestselling Author of The Anna Strong Vampire Chronicles

“More than f*cked up. Demented. Hilarious. Kazimer is going to warp a lot of minds and they’re going to thank her.” - Mario Acevedo, author of Werewolf Smackdown

The vibe is...a cross between The Addams Family and Grimm with a little Rocky and Bullwinkle thrown in... - Publishers Weekly