j.a. kazimer
j.a. kazimer
jkazimer
Books
CURSES! A F**Ked-Up Fairytale -
On Sale March 1, 2012 from Kensington Trade PaperbackCURSES! A F***ed-Up FairyTale
Definitely not for baby’s bedtime reading, this hilarious and irreverent take on classic fairytales—think Shrek for grownups—combines humor, mystery, and characters only a fairy godmother could love…
When Cinderella is run over by a New Never City bus, her not-so-ugly stepsister, Asia,suspects murder. So she hires RJ, a private eye, to investigate. Little does she know RJ is actually a villain on mental health leave from the Villain’s Union. Cursed with an inability to say no to damsels in distress, RJ travels to the Kingdom of Maldetto, meets the rest of Cinderella’s family—including her fiancé, the flamboyant Prince Charming, Cinderella’s crazy stepmother, and a seriously twisted version of Hansel and Gretel—and dodges bullets, explosions, fires, and his own ex-wife to slip his own version of glass handcuffs on the wrists that fit. All while falling for Asia, who has a curse of her own to deal with…
Fabulous, frolicsome, and delightfully F***ed-Up, Kazimer's debut is a thoroughly fun read. - Nicole Peeler, author of the True Jane Series.
Forget everything you know about Cinderella and her sisters. J.A. Kazimer sets the record straight with wit, humor and a hell of an imagination! - Jeanne C. Stein, National Bestselling Author of The Anna Strong Vampire Chronicles
“More than f*cked up. Demented. Hilarious. Kazimer is going to warp a lot of minds and they’re going to thank her.” - Mario Acevedo, author of Werewolf Smackdown
The Body Dwellers
The Body Dwellers
Trade paperback $11.99 - Solstice Publishing
In a world divided by genetics and a concrete wall, Indeara Adair, a mutant enforcer survives by kicking the occasional gnome ass. A job her half-human, half-mutant cells make her terrifyingly skilled at. Life is good with a few exceptions, namely, an elite force of cops who have Indeara in their sights, not to mention the reappearance of Quinn Daniels, a man who betrayed her three years ago to dwell among the human race. A man she must now protect in order to save the mutant population. Yet these are the least of Indeara’s concerns, for somewhere, a plague destined to destroy the mutants is scheduled for release. A plague developed by Indeara’s own grandfather. With the help of a ragtag group of mutants led by the mysterious head of the rebel cause, Jake McClain, Indeara slips beyond the wall and into the human world to aid those she loves, and to learn the truth behind her own genetic code.
- The Junkie Talesavailable at amazon.com or Barnes & Noble.com
Love, lies & Methadone. Not your mother's Celebrity Rehab.
From suburbia to the back alley shooting galleries of New York City comes a collection of previous published short stories by author j.a.kazimer. The Junkie Tales offers a voyeuristic glimpse into the life of a junkie. The tales are gritty, urban, sometimes humorous, but always twisted.
Sex With a Shooting Star:
Benjamin Coleman is in love. Jodie Dean has a secret. Will either survive sex with a shooting star?
Dope. Sick. Love:
Colin lays dying on a dirty bathroom floor, a lethal dose of heroin in his veins, and her name on his lips.
BENT:
Meet Geraldine, a junkie with a heart of ice and a habit to match.
Daddy's Girl:
What happens when a mother's addiction tears a family apart?
Slut. Bitch. Whore 2.0:
What will one man do for the thing he desires most?
Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes
available at amazon.com, Barnes & Noble.com, & smashwords.com
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