Ever been stupid enough to write 50k in 30 days? How about raising the dead? I've apparently confused the two, and now have 30 days to raise 50,000 dead people...

Next year, no more drinking on Halloween, or making idiot promises to write a novel in a month.

Here's to the 150,000 other morons who pledged to do the same.

Write a novel, not the other thing.