Dear Dems:

While I support Obama totally and completely, and will likely skip country if McCain wins the upcoming election, please, please, please stop asking me to contribute to the Democratic Party.

I get an email a day from various dems asking me to contribute. I've been emailed by John Kerry and Al Gore in the past week. Which I must admit is sort of cool to see Al Gore pop up in my msn messenger window, but barring my twisted thrill, if I had the money to donate, wouldn't I be a Republican?

So please, no more begging, or I will be forced to hit you up for cash whenever I need a Starbucks fix.

Sincerely,

A devoted, but poor fan.