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Writing with a Gun to Your Head - June 5th

With Mario Acevedo, Jason Heller, and Julie Kazimer.

How do you balance creativity against the relentless push of deadline? What’s it like to slave at the word count, only to leave your work-in-progress to address a fresh round of revisions from another manuscript? And then the copy edits from another book fall on top of you. Plus you’re expected to blanket social media with promotions for yet another book. Meanwhile, readers demand that whatever you write can’t be anything less than genius. Come listen to why we crazy writers are willing to put that gun to our head.

Food/drinks at 7:30 PM, salon begins at 8:00 PM. Lighthouse Grotto - Grotto (lower level) 1515 Race Street, Denver, CO 80206, Cost: $20.

CURSES!

A F*ed-Up Fairy Tale**

Definitely not for baby’s bedtime reading, this hilarious and irreverent take on classic fairytales—think Shrek for grownups—combines humor, mystery, and characters only a fairy godmother could love…

When Cinderella is run over by a New Never City bus, her not-so-ugly stepsister, Asia,suspects murder. So she hires RJ, a private eye, to investigate. Little does she know RJ is actually a villain on mental health leave from the Villain’s Union. Cursed with an inability to say no to damsels in distress, RJ travels to the Kingdom of Maldetto, meets the rest of Cinderella’s family—including her fiancé, the flamboyant Prince Charming, Cinderella’s crazy stepmother, and a seriously twisted version of Hansel and Gretel—and dodges bullets, explosions, fires, and his own ex-wife to slip his own version of glass handcuffs on the wrists that fit. All while falling for Asia, who has a curse of her own to deal with…

Fabulous, frolicsome, and delightfully F***ed-Up, Kazimer's debut is a thoroughly fun read. - Nicole Peeler, author of the True Jane Series.

Forget everything you know about Cinderella and her sisters. J.A. Kazimer sets the record straight with wit, humor and a hell of an imagination! - Jeanne C. Stein, National Bestselling Author of The Anna Strong Vampire Chronicles

“More than f*cked up. Demented. Hilarious. Kazimer is going to warp a lot of minds and they’re going to thank her.” - Mario Acevedo, author of Werewolf Smackdown

The vibe is...a cross between The Addams Family and Grimm with a little Rocky and Bullwinkle thrown in... - Publishers Weekly

Buy CURSES! at:

Amazon.com

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Book-a-million.com

Or wherever books are sold.

Signed copies of CURSES! available at:

Broadway Book Mall

200 S. Broadway, Denver

303-744-BOOK (2665)

Barnes & Noble, Boulder CO

2195 Pearl Street

Boulder, CO

Barnes & Noble Bookstore

701 E. 120th Avenue
Thornton, CO 80233
720-872-2619

Download your sample chapters of CURSES!

Articles & Reviews for CUrses!

Read The Boulder Weekly Write up of CURSES!

Read the A.V. Club Post on Westminster's Dislike of the F-Word

Read the Broomfield Enterprise article on CURSES!

Read interview with j.a. kazimer from The Nervous Breakdown

j.a. kazimer writing as Em Savage for the paranormal romance series, BEYOND THESE WALLS. Buy for the low price of $2.99.

HOLY SOCKS & DIRTIER DEMONS On Sale NOW!

A thirty something ex-soldier and playboy, a narcissistic angel, a Zen-spouting Buddhist, and a demonic feminist search for a kidnapped Baby Jesus in New York City in an attempt to stop the coming revelation.

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