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Booksigning with Cindi Myers & j.a. kazimer

March 3, 2012

3pm

Broadway Book Mall

200 S. Broadway

Denver 303-744-BOOK (2665)

CURSES! A F***ed-Up FairyTale

Definitely not for baby’s bedtime reading, this hilarious and irreverent take on classic fairytales—think Shrek for grownups—combines humor, mystery, and characters only a fairy godmother could love…

When Cinderella is run over by a New Never City bus, her not-so-ugly stepsister, Asia,suspects murder. So she hires RJ, a private eye, to investigate. Little does she know RJ is actually a villain on mental health leave from the Villain’s Union. Cursed with an inability to say no to damsels in distress, RJ travels to the Kingdom of Maldetto, meets the rest of Cinderella’s family—including her fiancé, the flamboyant Prince Charming, Cinderella’s crazy stepmother, and a seriously twisted version of Hansel and Gretel—and dodges bullets, explosions, fires, and his own ex-wife to slip his own version of glass handcuffs on the wrists that fit. All while falling for Asia, who has a curse of her own to deal with…

Fabulous, frolicsome, and delightfully F***ed-Up, Kazimer's debut is a thoroughly fun read. - Nicole Peeler, author of the True Jane Series.

Forget everything you know about Cinderella and her sisters. J.A. Kazimer sets the record straight with wit, humor and a hell of an imagination! - Jeanne C. Stein, National Bestselling Author of The Anna Strong Vampire Chronicles

“More than f*cked up. Demented. Hilarious. Kazimer is going to warp a lot of minds and they’re going to thank her.” - Mario Acevedo, author of Werewolf Smackdown

Declared to Risqué for their Readers by the

Westminster Window Newspaper

Download your sample chapters of CURSES!

Read The Boulder Weekly Write up of CURSES!

The Body Dwellers

In a world segregated by genetics, a pink combat-boot wearing rebel must protect her treacherous former lover in order to save her mutated race.

Buy your copy for $9.99!

Or in E-book for $5.99 at amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, or wherever e-books are sold.

The Junkie Tales

Buy your E-copy of The Junkie Tales from amazon.com or Barnes & Noble.com for $2.99.

Buy a trade paperback limited print edition for $6.99.

Look for j.a. kazimer's quirky urban fantasy, Holy Socks & Dirtier Demons to be released by Champagne Books in spring 2012.

Holy Socks & Dirtier Demons

A thirtysomething ex-soldier and playboy, a narcissistic angel, a Zen-spouting Buddhist, and a demonic feminist search for a kidnapped Baby Jesus in New York City in an attempt to stop the coming revelation.